This morning as Gavin takes some gum out of my bag...Me: Are you stealing my gum?
G: No.
Me: Then what are you doing?
G: Just hanging out with it.
Me: Just hanging out with something that isn't your's is stealing.
G: Oh.
Me: You're a clepto.
G: No I'm not. I'm a good boy.
Me: Trent, is Gavin a good boy?
Trent: No.
G: Trent, I know you love me.
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